Ugly Blog Fetus

Ok Bitches.. (I dunno.. Dan says it.. Dave Chapelle.. and I like it..) This is my very first Blog. It has been squeezed into the world like a slimy fetus. You know what Im talking about if youve ever seen a human hatch.

People say birth is "the miracle of life" and don't get me wrong, my nieces and nephews are f'in great, but it is honestly the nastiest thing I've ever witnessed thanks to my brother. Jackass cornered me in the room.

But I digress, I tried starting this thing a year ago. Get ready for the stupidity. -meehow