Halloween Bitches

Halloween is coming

With the exception of last year, I always head to the beach to my friends house (and the house I used to live in with them.) Craig and Dani.. [Danielle] They always throw down for Halloween. Holy shit I can't wait for this weekend. We are going to Seacrets in Ocean City.
A few years back we went and I actually wrote a short story about it. I have to dig that up.. stay tuned because it was fucking funny.

p.s. I will type as I speak to my friends so if you dont like foul language.. go away..

Ugly Blog Fetus

Ok Bitches.. (I dunno.. Dan says it.. Dave Chapelle.. and I like it..) This is my very first Blog. It has been squeezed into the world like a slimy fetus. You know what Im talking about if youve ever seen a human hatch.

People say birth is "the miracle of life" and don't get me wrong, my nieces and nephews are f'in great, but it is honestly the nastiest thing I've ever witnessed thanks to my brother. Jackass cornered me in the room.

But I digress, I tried starting this thing a year ago. Get ready for the stupidity. -meehow