The Danes don't know offensive..

Not that I agree with this 100%.. but funny anyways.. Click the image.



Now everybody riot! See more funny stuff at: ZipperFish.net

Dammit that's funny..

Kids just don't have any cares.. That is awesome!
Click to Launch Movie.

Electro-Phobic non-Wannabe Electrician

I bought a house last year and have pretty much remodeled the whole place. I even replaced all the electric sockets. Now.. this is a big deal because I am really freaked out by electricity. I got shocked once when I was working at this pizza place. I reached into the bowels of a deep fryer to see what was wrong with it and boom! .. woke up on the other side of the kitchen.

So I replaced the outlet in my bathroom. The one with the "thingy to reset it". That is my best explanation. My buddies are rattling off some acronyms C.F.Somthing, but to me, its that outlet by every other sink with the thingy you press.
Of course I replaced it with somthing incorrect and now both bathroom sink outlets dont work. So, this could be my last week on earth. Im going to attempt to reinstall the outlet. The electro-phobic electrician not-wannabe.

I found this image online that has me a little freaked out.. it kinda looks like me.

*from site: http://clerccenter.gallaudet.edu/AcademicTeams/EC-ed/2001-2002/electric/safety.htm

I've finally made it..

A big grin to the throngs of visitors from PlanetDan.
My blog is now one of the cool kids!

I'm addicted to Dan's blog and he's added me to his friends list.
Thanks Dan..

Germlish

Anyone who has spent any time in Europe will dig this..
I dont know who the original author is.

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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.

The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters that have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand etsh oza.

Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru ..

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

Elmer Cheney

The similarities are striking.

Sorry For The Politics

The US is pissed that media outlets are airing media that shows proof US personell have tortured Iraqi Citizens. Imagine how pissed the Iraqi's are that they were tortured.

The UN (Yes that means the UNITED Nations.. all other other nations) said to close Guantanamo Prison and stop imprisoning people with out following international law.

The Bush administration doesn't agree.

Bush should be tried and convicted for treason. He did promise to "Uphold and defend the constitution" diddnt he? How is the whole country not enraged? How?

Storm The White House - Friday, March 17th 2006 12:00 pm Washington, DC USA

a-hole

He can't be trusted with a shotgun just as he cant be trusted with any other weapon..

Well .. I have too..

Ok.. so I haven't blogged about it but my sister had triplets this year.. Addison, Cameron, and Jack.. here they are..

Redemption

Ok.. I had to put a nice photo up to redeem myself from the last post. Here is Alexandra, my friends Paul & Paulina's daughter. (Yes.. their names are really Paul and Paulina) Ahh those crazy foreigners.. especially de Bolibians.. jew nooo wat iam saing Paul?..

Can't unsee it...

My sister sent me and a few other unfortunate souls this image today with this caption..
"You know when its spring when the girls show their belly buttons off."

Now Im ruining you with it.. Happy pre-spring.



MY EYES ARE BLEEDING!! AHHHHH..

Wow.. Possible cure for aids??

So I ran across this article yesterday.

http://www.sltrib.com/business/ci_3482712

A possible cure for AIDS, Flu, Small Pox, and Herpes?? A message to the scientists.. "Yeah.. if you could drop what your doing and look into this, quite a few people on the planet will appreciate it.. thaaanks."

Now, if it's true, there are some drug companies that would like to kill it. Maybe... say.. makers of cold/flu meds, AZT, Tamiflu, etc..

Just a thought.