Tough Guy

1. I just got out of prison?

2. I told my wife the soup was to salty?

3. I was in rehab with Britney Spears and told girlfriend what I thought of her and k-fed?

4. I started midget wrestling?

5. I was bobbing for bowling balls?

or.. I got popped in the face with a racquetball racquet.. I'm gonna stick with #2.

*Sunday.. it looks worse.