desimon (Retitled: Maya's Blog)
Pictures of my daughter sprinkled with brief interruptions on stuff I find noteworthy..
Friday, September 28, 2007
Thursday, September 27, 2007
Tuesday, September 25, 2007
HEALTH ALERT -- DANGEROUS NEW VIRUS
There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally, and by hand. This virus is called Weary-Overload-Recreational -Killer (WORK).
If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK, put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest grocery store. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer -Extract (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination -Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system. You should forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.
Friday, September 21, 2007
Like my drive to work.
So, if you've been here before you may have noticed a link to http://www.planetdan.net/blog
It's a random blog I came across a few years ago, and I read it religiously. Well, here is a post Dan had today, but I know most of you won't go to his blog, so I'll put it here:
Kinda' how I feel going to work everyday.What Blogs do you read??
Wednesday, September 19, 2007
Raff at jokes..
My mother told me a joke..
A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that. On their wedding night, shecowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness. He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring. "My darring," he whispers, "I know dis your firss time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want. You juss ask... so... whatchu want?" he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request.
She eventually shyly whispers back, "I want to try someting I have heard about from other girls... Numbaa 69."
More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her... "You want... Garlic Chicken with steam vegtable? "
Hirarious!
Monday, September 17, 2007
Isabella Balderrama!
Welcome Isabella!
Paul & Paulina Balderrama are the proud new parents of an absolutely gorgeous little girl.
Ania and I were honored to meet her today. Enjoy the pics.
Paulina Looks Great!
Paul & Paulina Balderrama are the proud new parents of an absolutely gorgeous little girl.
Ania and I were honored to meet her today. Enjoy the pics.
(This picture is actually the first time Alex meets Isabella)
CONGRATULATIONS GUYS!
CONGRATULATIONS GUYS!


